Bad malay joke from my malay friend
WHAT DO YOU CALL A TUNA INSIDE A CHICKEN?
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AYAM BRAND TUNAJust for that, I’mma ask you this.
Which is quieter, bread or coffee?
Coffee. Because Bread Talk, but kopi tiam.
What does a foreigner pump into his tires at a Malay gas station? - Air.
Okay, this is totally Singaporean, but also very Malay.
How do you get a Mat busy?
You place him in a round room and tell him to relax one corner.
This one is Indonesian joke
translate this into english : 2 1 2 1 ke mobil warna
answer: two one two one to car color (tuan-tuan tukar color)
