エレンくん② by 眼奴
(Source: ishidakiyotaka, via gigglehappy)
When guys have a bath, does their penis float or sink?
i was going to answer this but i’ve been sat here for a good two minutes and i can’t fucking remember
go take a bath what are you doing science is on the line motherfucker
It floats
Source: just now
(via r0lan)
U.S. Military’s remake of the - Call Me Maybe
For anyone unfortunate enough to have not seen this yet.
I needed this in my life
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER HOW ARE PEOPLE NOT MORE EXCITED FOR THIS
WATCH IT JUST WATCH IT
I believed it more from the military guys. You cheerleaders need to step up your game!
me and my mom jsut died of laughter. lmgao omg
That one guy with the pink scarf around his waist was WORKING it wow hahahah dude god bless these guys hahaha
omg petition for the guys at 2:26 and 2:45 to marry me
When I’m down, I’ll make sure I come back to watch this
(via saharali)
In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.
its always the math teacher who tells you you cant
Yes good.
(Source: oathkeeping, via saharali)
